சில ஆங்கில வார்த்தைகளும், அறிவார்ந்த விளக்கமும்..

CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other.

MARRIAGE:

It is an agreement
wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree
and a woman gains his master.

LECTURE:

An art of transmitting information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number of present

COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing a cake
in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece.

TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY:

A place where divorce
comes before marriage.

CLASSIC:

A book which people praise but
never read

OFFICE:

A place where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life.

YAWN:

The only time when some
married men
ever get to open thier mouth.